Golf Humor
By Various
The Cost of Friendship ...
Sandy and Angus were out playing golf and arrived at a treacherous par 3 with water everywhere. Sandy hit his first ball straight at the hole but it came up short and plummeted into the water. He went back to his bag to grab another ball but was surprised to find that he didn't have any left. "Hey Angus, I'm outta balls. Can I borrow one?" he said. Angus took a quick look at all the water but unzipped his bag and tossed Sandy a ball, which he proceeded to veer and drop into a pond, Sandy asked again. Angus looked worried but, nevertheless, once again gave his friend a ball. Presumably wishing to showcase his many talents, Sandy then hit a quick, diving hook into a pond on the left that neither of them had noticed.
Angus knew what was coming. "Can I borrow one more ball", Sandy inquired. Angus was a little flustered and said: "You know these balls cost me a lot of money!!" Sandy replied: "Hey, if you can't afford to play this game, you shouldn't be out here!"
On Second Thought...
This hacker approaches the 18th tee box. It's a par 3 island green surrounded by water. Since he'd been having a terrible day of golf, he decides to hit an old golf ball. Stepping forward to tee up the ball, he hears a voice from above: "USE A NEW BALL." So the guy proceeds to pull a new ball out of his bag and tee it up. He hears the voice again"" "TAKE A PRACTICE SWING." So the guy takes a practice swing. Then he hears the voice again: "PUT THE OLD BALL BACK!"
Not the Clubs
A husband and wife were sitting at the 19th hole when, suddenly, the wife starts thinking of death. She turns to her husband and asks: "Honey, if I pass away would you give your next wife my $5,000.00 diamond ring?"
The husband replies: "Of course I would. I wouldn't want to see it go to waste."
The wife then asks: "Would you give her my collection of mink coats?"
The husband replies: "Of course I would, I don't want to see them turn into moth food."
The wife then asks: "Would you give her my set of Callaways you bought for me last week?"
"Of course not." the husband says."She's left handed!!!"
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